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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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