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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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