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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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