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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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