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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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