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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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