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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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