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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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