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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁
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