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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘
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