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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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