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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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