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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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