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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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