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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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