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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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