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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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