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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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