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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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