Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.