Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.