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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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