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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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