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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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