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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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