Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.