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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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