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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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