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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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