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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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