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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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