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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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