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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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