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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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