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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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