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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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