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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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