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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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