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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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