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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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