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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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