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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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