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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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