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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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