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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺
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