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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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