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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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