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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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