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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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