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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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