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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃
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