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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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