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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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