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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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