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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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