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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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