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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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