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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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