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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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